hey kids! did anyone else catch the 5th season premiere of the hills last night? it’s been a guilty pleasure of mine for a few years now but i was worried about the loss of main character & narrator lauren ‘LC’ conrad – and everything i was fretting… Read more
Archive for September, 2009
Vadge Eats!
Sep 30
Vadge usually only eats the kosher organs of fresh fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it’s macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had just a splash of Baby Jesus’… Read more
» rumors say jessica biel and justin timberlake broke up! amy grindhouse « » heather locklear is back on the set of ‘melrose place’! hollywood tuna « » watch out … ozzy osbourne got his driver’s license celebrity… Read more
The singer shared a "special bond" with her older sibling – who died on June 25 of acute Propofol intoxication – and has decided to dress in dark clothes as a mark of… Read more
So You Think You Can Dance crotch flash video has been found. Contestant #22036 jumped up when she found out she won the chance to go to… Read more
Ever since Peter Andre and Katie Price separated, he has taken a vow of celibacy. My guess is that Peter just wants to let his genitals heal after being exposed to toxic levels of fake tanning grease. Peter says that he doesn’t need his nalgas… Read more
John Travolta’s faith and loyalty to the religion of Scientology is coming into question – but the actor is not saying a… Read more
The rumors are back – Kate Hudson is reportedly expecting Alex Rodriguez’s… Read more
If you like those Sophie Monk nipple slip pictures from the other day, then you’ll probably like these Sophie Monk nude videos from her movie The Hills Run Red. Sadly, if you like good movies, you definitely won’t… Read more
Not Bad
Sep 30
Heather Locklear is still the hottest chick on Melrose. (Pink is the New Blog) Please don’t let Amy Winehouse rap. (DListed) Megan Fox and Cheryl Cole? Yes, please. (Popoholic) So why did Lauren Conrad quit The Hills again? (PopSugar)… Read more
Afternoon Crumbs
Sep 30
Amanda Woodward reporting for bitchery! Bitch needs to put down that water and slap a trick or steal a ho’s man – Hollywood Tuna Sophie Monk proves that she’s more than just Benji Madden’s ex-piece by bringing her titty out in a shit show -… Read more
Entertainment Tonight is saying that 73-year-old Dennis Hopper was rushed to the hospital in NYC today. According to them, Dennis was brought in by an ambulance and was wearing an oxygen mask. One witness said they saw a lot of tubes around him…. Read more
Remember S Club 7? Yeah… Well, I don’t know what Rachel Stevens has been doing since then, really, but at least we know she’s been keeping in shape, as you can clearly see from her new, and damn… Read more
7 For All Mankind is having their first ever warehouse sale in New York City at the Metropolitan Pavilion with jeans starting at $65 on the first day and dropping to $45 by the final day. Popular: 22 hours 36 minutes ago source: (famespy.com)… Read more
I really wish we would have seen a hell of a lot more of Maria Menounos by now, and I’m talking about nudity, not frequency, but even still, these pictures of the (what does she do now -… Read more
Here we have self-proclaimed “Jewmaican” Amy Wino spitting our rhymes during a late-night jam session. Yes, she sounds like a deaf dolphin who just masturbated with a power strip and gargled with handful of hot tacks, but what did you expect?… Read more
Britney Spears, the ‘Womanizer’ singer – who is known for wearing revealing, skin-flashing outfits on stage – has penned a track called ’3′ which suggests she likes being intimate with two lovers at the same… Read more
Britney Spears, the ‘Womanizer’ singer – who is known for wearing revealing, skin-flashing outfits on stage – has penned a track called ’3′ which suggests she likes being intimate with two lovers at the same… Read more
Jessica Alba, the 28-year-old actress is in negotiations to appear in ‘Little Fockers’, the third film in the popular ‘Meet the Parents’… Read more
Jessica Alba, the 28-year-old actress is in negotiations to appear in ‘Little Fockers’, the third film in the popular ‘Meet the Parents’… Read more
Bono, The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr. and Adam Clayton’s current ’360 Degree’ tour – which features a huge stage called ‘The Claw’ – is so expensive to run it is yet to make a profit, even after 33… Read more