Archive for September, 2009

‘the hills’ just isn’t the same without lauren!

hey kids! did anyone else catch the 5th season premiere of the hills last night? it’s been a guilty pleasure of mine for a few years now but i was worried about the loss of main character & narrator lauren ‘LC’ conrad – and everything i was fretting… Read more

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Vadge Eats!

Vadge usually only eats the kosher organs of fresh fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it’s macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had just a splash of Baby Jesus’… Read more

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pop nosh: oh please let this rumor be true!

» rumors say jessica biel and justin timberlake broke up! amy grindhouse « » heather locklear is back on the set of ‘melrose place’! hollywood tuna « » watch out … ozzy osbourne got his driver’s license celebrity… Read more

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Janet Jackson Vows to Wear Black for 1 Year (Photo)

The singer shared a "special bond" with her older sibling – who died on June 25 of acute Propofol intoxication – and has decided to dress in dark clothes as a mark of… Read more

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So You Think You Can Dance Uncensored Crotch Flash (VIDEO) Shocking!

So You Think You Can Dance crotch flash video has been found. Contestant #22036 jumped up when she found out she won the chance to go to… Read more

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Peter Andre Doesn’t Need Sex When He Has Chocolate

Ever since Peter Andre and Katie Price separated, he has taken a vow of celibacy. My guess is that Peter just wants to let his genitals heal after being exposed to toxic levels of fake tanning grease. Peter says that he doesn’t need his nalgas… Read more

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Oprah Wants The Olympics!

Oprah got in her solid gold jet and flew all the way to Copenhagen to declare to the Olympic committee that she’s ready to embrace the summer games! The Mighty O and Michelle Obama will appear before the International Olympic Committee tomorrow in a… Read more

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John Travolta Leaving Scientology?

John Travolta’s faith and loyalty to the religion of Scientology is coming into question – but the actor is not saying a… Read more

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Kate Hudson Pregnant? (PHOTO) Belly Bump or Baby?

The rumors are back – Kate Hudson is reportedly expecting Alex Rodriguez’s… Read more

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Crazy Bitch Of The Day!

Usually when you have a fight with your common-law husband, you hit him over the head with a frying pan, shank him in the neck with an ice-pick or call his mother to tell her that you caught him jacking off to her picture in the bathroom. You know,… Read more

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Sophie Monk Nude Videos from The Hills Run Red

If you like those Sophie Monk nipple slip pictures from the other day, then you’ll probably like these Sophie Monk nude videos from her movie The Hills Run Red. Sadly, if you like good movies, you definitely won’t… Read more

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Not Bad

Heather Locklear is still the hottest chick on Melrose. (Pink is the New Blog) Please don’t let Amy Winehouse rap. (DListed) Megan Fox and Cheryl Cole? Yes, please. (Popoholic) So why did Lauren Conrad quit The Hills again? (PopSugar)… Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

Amanda Woodward reporting for bitchery! Bitch needs to put down that water and slap a trick or steal a ho’s man – Hollywood Tuna Sophie Monk proves that she’s more than just Benji Madden’s ex-piece by bringing her titty out in a shit show -… Read more

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Dennis Hopper Is In The Hospital

Entertainment Tonight is saying that 73-year-old Dennis Hopper was rushed to the hospital in NYC today. According to them, Dennis was brought in by an ambulance and was wearing an oxygen mask. One witness said they saw a lot of tubes around him…. Read more

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Rachel Stevens Will Make your 2010 Sexy

Remember S Club 7? Yeah… Well, I don’t know what Rachel Stevens has been doing since then, really, but at least we know she’s been keeping in shape, as you can clearly see from her new, and damn… Read more

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7 For All Mankind Warehouse Sale in NYC

7 For All Mankind is having their first ever warehouse sale in New York City at the Metropolitan Pavilion with jeans starting at $65 on the first day and dropping to $45 by the final day. Popular: 22 hours 36 minutes ago source: (famespy.com)… Read more

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Maria Menounos Gives Good Cleavage

I really wish we would have seen a hell of a lot more of Maria Menounos by now, and I’m talking about nudity, not frequency, but even still, these pictures of the (what does she do now -… Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By MC Crackie

Here we have self-proclaimed “Jewmaican” Amy Wino spitting our rhymes during a late-night jam session. Yes, she sounds like a deaf dolphin who just masturbated with a power strip and gargled with handful of hot tacks, but what did you expect?… Read more

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Britney Spears New Song ’3′ Suggests Enjoyment Of A Threesome

Britney Spears, the ‘Womanizer’ singer – who is known for wearing revealing, skin-flashing outfits on stage – has penned a track called ’3′ which suggests she likes being intimate with two lovers at the same… Read more

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Britney Spears New Song ’3′ Suggests Enjoyment Of A Threesome

Britney Spears, the ‘Womanizer’ singer – who is known for wearing revealing, skin-flashing outfits on stage – has penned a track called ’3′ which suggests she likes being intimate with two lovers at the same… Read more

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Jessica Alba To Star In Meet The Fockers Sequel Little Fockers?

Jessica Alba, the 28-year-old actress is in negotiations to appear in ‘Little Fockers’, the third film in the popular ‘Meet the Parents’… Read more

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Jessica Alba To Star In Meet The Fockers Sequel Little Fockers?

Jessica Alba, the 28-year-old actress is in negotiations to appear in ‘Little Fockers’, the third film in the popular ‘Meet the Parents’… Read more

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Whoopi Goldberg Defends Roman Polanski On The View: Stars Sign Petition

The ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ filmmaker was arrested in Zurich, Switzerland, on Saturday (26.09.09) and faces being extradited to the US after he fled the country in 1978 after being convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl, believing a judge would… Read more

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Patrick Swayze Private Memorial To Be Held On Sunday

The ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ filmmaker was arrested in Zurich, Switzerland, on Saturday (26.09.09) and faces being extradited to the US after he fled the country in 1978 after being convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl, believing a judge would… Read more

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U2 World Tour: A Very Costly Gig

Bono, The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr. and Adam Clayton’s current ’360 Degree’ tour – which features a huge stage called ‘The Claw’ – is so expensive to run it is yet to make a profit, even after 33… Read more

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