Archive for July, 2009

just because he’s cute: jude law

good evening! i can’t believe it’s already friday night – this week flew by and of course totally drained me again so this weekend i’m going to recharge my batteries by getting lots of extra sleep! anyways this week it was announced that hunky actor… Read more

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January Jones does GQ

Since the scans aren’t that great and the iPhone walls were recieved very well, I uploaded a few January Jones wallpapers for your iPhone and iPod touch. Including the scanned GQ shoot, and a Vanity Fair shoot. EnjoyDon’t forget to follow… Read more

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Kanye West Is Not The New King Of Pop And He Knows It

My CAPS-LOCK KEY’S hero and my eyeballs enemy #1, Gayfish West, licked on his perfectly manicured nails for luck and got loose on his keyboard to address the rumors that he proclaimed himself as the brand spanking new King of POP! Kanye may have the… Read more

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Battle Of The Asses: J. Lo Vs. Kim Kardashian

In their “Friday Ass Off,” Yuhmm.com wants you to decide whether Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez has the better ass. If you ask us, they’re both winners (and with this picture in front of our eyes, so are we)…. Read more

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pop nosh: mariah carey gets a warning

» ohhhhhhh shit: eminem strikes back at mariah evil beet « » mischa barton ‘needs to be very cautious’ popeater « » jessica simpson loses weight by means of photoshop allie is wired « » jude law is happy… Read more

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Nicole Kidman is classy

Carter Smith shoot 2008Don’t forget to follow Celeb.Dump on Twitter… Read more

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Ashley Greene’s Got A Little Nipple To Show Us

Well, it’s certainly the day for celebrity nipples. First Jennifer Aniston’s little soldiers decided to stand up and get noticed, now “Twilight” star Ashley Greene’s showing us what she’s made of, too. Is anyone else planning a little show? Because… Read more

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Michael Jackson Autopsy Results Delayed – Indefinitely?

The Los Angeles County coroner’s office announced the move yesterday (30.07.09), and it has been claimed the release… Read more

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Sienna Miller: ‘I Suffered A Semi-Breakdown’

The actress admits she started to lose her cool after the media took aim at her for dating married U.S. actor Balthazar Getty – and… Read more

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Kanye West Vision: ‘I AM The Next Michael Jackson’

The ‘Love Lockdown’ star believes he is capable of ascending to the musical throne the ‘King of Pop’ has left… Read more

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Police Chiefs Arrested In Sarah Jessica Parker Surrogate Case

The Hollywood couple, who welcomed twin girls via surrogate on 23 June (09), have been swept up in the ongoing… Read more

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Wedding Bells For Khloe Kardashian, Shaun Phillips? Twitter Says So

Reality TV star Khloe Kardashian is making wedding plans with her sports star beau Shaun Phillips, after the American footballer… Read more

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(Video) Kate Dares Bikini, Jon Gosselin Scavenger Hunt: Jon & Kate Plus 8

Jon and Kate Plus 8 is making its return to TLC and to the families and viewers of America – but its return comes with some… Read more

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Elisabetta Canalis Nude Pictures (George Clooney is a Lucky, Lucky Man)

The other day I introduced to Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney’s new Italian model/actress girlfriend, via some very nice Elisabetta Canalis bikini pictures. Well, I just thought I’d illustrate just what kind of life George Clooney is leading by… Read more

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Weekend Links (Are Back!)

Yup. Scarlett Johansson is still damn sexy. (Popoholic) Jessica Simpson is high maintenance. (DListed) Sienna Miller is pissed that her G.I. Joe action figure doesn’t look like her. (Pink is the New Blog) They don’t get any better than… Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

Jude to crowd: “Who wants to get knocked up next?!” – Popsugar If you can’t get enough of Elisabetta Canalis’ nipple action, here’s more! – Egotastic! Dear Taylor Swift, does your purity ring approve of canoodling? – Hollywood Tuna EW’s cover of… Read more

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Ashley Greene goes braless

Here’s Twilight’s actress Ashley Greene working it for the camera on the set of some photoshoot in a a see-through shirt and no bra. I’m sure she didn’t mean to have her nipples almost completely visible, she was tricked by the wardrobe guys at the… Read more

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Quick Programming Note

Posting will be sporadic for the rest of the day, because my ass is moving apartments today. Moving is the grossest thing ever. Actually, I’m going to take that back and issue an apology to Paris Hilton’s bikini waxer. Moving is the second grossest… Read more

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Ashley Greene’s Nipples Want to Be in the Picture

Here’s Twilight super-hottie Ashley Greene and her nipples doing a photoshoot. I’m sure she didn’t mean to have her nipples almost completely visible, and that she was tricked by the wardrobe guys at the shoot. Or the opposite…. Read more

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Amber Le Bon, Daughter of Simon & Yasmin Le Bon, New Model Generation

Amber is quickly making a name for herself in the fashion industry after appearing in advertisements for chain River Island as well as luxury lingerie brand Myla. Le Bon had her first taste of the modeling industry at 20-months-old after Yasmin… Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By The Legendary Grace Jones

Grace Jones has hosted this space before, so she’s back for an encore performance to show the likes of Lady CaCa how authentic weirdos do it. Grace brought her fuckery show to NYC last night and came out wearing alien queen outfit after alien queen… Read more

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‘Seinfeld’ Cast Reunite on Season Finale of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

Comedy genius Larry David confirmed that the four main characters that made his show “Seinfeld” the top-rated comedy of the 90s – Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards –… Read more

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NeNe Will Choke A Bitch

IknowIknowIknowIknowIknow….. This is the second RHOA post in a row. I will bring this issue up with my Skype therapist (aka whoever I meet on Craigslist’ casual encouters) during one of our weekend sessions. So… Entertainment Tonight says that… Read more

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Mix! Jon Gosselin scavenger hunt, Mom gets custody of Jackson kids, Bud Light Obama

Friday Mix: Mom to get custody of Jackson kids, Bud Light for Obama? And the Jon Gosselin scavenger… Read more

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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Who Gonna Check Me Boo?

I was finally able to exhale last night, because the pieces of hot trash from The Real Housewives of Atlanta came back into my life!!!!!! AND HOW. Those bitches are still lying face first in the dumpster and I loved every minute of it. Let’s… Read more

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