Archive for June, 2009

this might make me go vegetarian…

ok … so this is a completely random post – it has zero relation with anything to do with entertainment but i couldn’t pass on tossing up these pictures i took myself last friday! i happen to work across the street from grauman’s chinese theatre -… Read more

Cut Me Or I’ll Cut You!

Naomi Campbell isn’t the only supermodel who can cause a bitch to sleep with a baseball bat underneath their bed! Karen Mulder can play that game too. Karen was arrested in Paris yesterday for threatening to whoop her plastic surgeon’s ass. The… Read more

Debbie Rowe: Michael Jackson Kids Not His, Prince Michael and Paris (Photo)

Debbie Rowe has revealed that Michael Jackson’s children, Prince Michael and Paris, are not his – and that she gave them to him as a… Read more

Steve Ryan Is Not The One

The next time I’m drunk in Vegas, remind me to never get in Steve Ryan’s shot, because he will slappity slap me in my whore mouth on live TV. On second tingle, Steven Ryan is kind of giving my genitals the shakes, so maybe I will get in his shot… Read more

pop nosh: where is bubbles the chimp?!?

» bubbles – michael jackson’s pet chimp is now living a peaceful life in a sanctuary cele|bitchy » maybe kate hudson goes through hairdressers like she goes through men! agent bedhead » meet sarah jessica parker and matthew… Read more

Simon Cowell Is Worth Every Penny

Last season, Simon Cowell was paid $35 million for American Idol. This season, Simon will get anywhere from $100 million to $144 million. That’s what The New York Post is claiming. Meanwhile, Paula Abdul continues to get paid in Adderrall pills… Read more

Excuse Me ‘Mam, But There’s A Squirrel In Your Titty Area

Squirrels usually pop out of panties, but I’ve never heard of one popping out of a ho’s cleavage before. The cops in Ohio were interrogating a bitch about a murder when a furry friend jumped out to say “Heeeeeelp me.” The lady didn’t miss a beat… Read more

Freaky Clouds Reveal Michael Jackson’s Face? (Video) Mammatus Clouds Photo

Singer Michael Jackson may be dead, but was his face revealed in a freaky array of clouds in the skies over New… Read more

(Photo) Farrah Fawcett Funeral Today

Farrah Fawcett Memorial Service at Downtown LA Cathedral – Funeral services for actress Farrah Fawcett will be held at the Roman Catholic cathedral in downtown Los Angeles today, the Archdiocese of Los Angeles… Read more

Afternoon Crumbs

RIP: Pour one out for Vibe Magazine… If it wasn’t for them, we’d never have Kanye’s comment about this cover: “THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT!!!” Thank you for that – Crunk + Disorderly This is how I wear my suspenders too – Egotastic! But… Read more

Lady CaCa Was A Baby Mother Theresa

Lady CaCa visted an HIV support center in Manchester, England yesterday and talked about how she was doing charity work when she was a toddler. Lady CaCa’s mouth farted this: “I’ve been doing volunteer work since I was two. When I can, I do… Read more

Michael Jackson’s Return To Neverland

CNN says that Michael Jackson’s body will go back home to Neverland on Thursday morning. There will be a public viewing on Friday and a private memorial service on Sunday at Neverland. It’s not really know if Michael will be buried at Neverland. The… Read more

Keira Knightley is Topless, Really Likes Suspenders

Keira Knightley really seems to like wearing suspenders, and being topless, because these Keira Knightley topless pictures from her new Chanel ad campaign are not the first pictures she’s taken wearing nothing (or nearly nothing) but suspenders…. Read more

(Video) Maria Belen Chapur Photos

Maria Belen Chapur video and photo have surfaced. Maria Belen Chapur has been identified as South Carolina Governor Sanford’s alleged mistress. Her photo has been highly… Read more

Michael Jackson Autopsy Pictures: Death Photo and Hoax

The most searched-for picture is the Michael Jackson autopsy photo – and it doesn’t exist – but a photo reportedly taken of pop king Michael Jackson in his last moments of life is… Read more

Open Post: Hosted By Chuck Bass

It looks like someone is trying to fish out a stuck cum ball. It happens. So…Gossip Girl has started shooting again which means we’ll see a million pictures of Chuck Bass wearing clothes from Gordon Gekko’s dirty laundry basket. Where Wall St…. Read more

She’s a Man, Baby!

Mariah Carey needs a shave. (CityRag) Oh look, Nicky Hilton is back. (DListed) AnnaLynne McCord is a hottie. (Popoholic) Sarah Jessica Parker shows off her twins. (Pink is the New Blog) Lindsay Lohan is still celebrating her birthday. (PopSugar)… Read more

REPORT: DERMATOLOGIST IS BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF MICHAEL JACKSONS KIDS

Us Weekly magazine is reporting that Dr. Arnold Klein is the man who fathered Prince and Paris. The kidÂ’s mother, Debbie Rowe, once worked for Klein as a nurse and Jackson met Rowe at KleinsÂ’ Beverly Hills office when he was a… Read more

Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed

This is TMZ: “Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!” This is UsWeekly: “Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson’s Children!” This is Me: “MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!” Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always… Read more

amy winehouse is equal to 12,500 legos

good morning! did you ever wonder how many legos it would take to make a replica of troubled singer amy winehouse? well, wonder no more … UK model maker craig stevens used 12,500 lego pieces to create a life-size figure of ms. winehouse! (and he… Read more

Report – Michael Jackson’s Father Not Named in Will

The paper says “A will drawn up by Michael Jackson is believed to leave his estate to his mother Katherine and his three children, with a portion going to charity, but to exclude his father Joe.” Uh-oh… Popular: 1 days 34 minutes ago source:… Read more

HEATH LEDGER Covers Vanity Fair August 2009: The Last of Heath

Vanity Fair dedicated AugustÂ’s cover story to the talented but troubled Australian actor, who died far too early in 2008. Heath Ledger didnÂ’t care about fame or awards. “He was ready to bust out of the gate, but he… Read more

Morning Wood

Michael Jackson’s image will forever live on the pristine skin of Jodie Marsh – Holy Moly! Diane Keaton better lock herself in the safe house until further notice – SOW The bitch who got dumped on The Bachelor is trying the whole “engagement” thing… Read more

Some Good News For Michael Jackson’s Kids!

In the midst of so much sadness following their fatherÂ’s death, Michael JacksonÂ’s three children – Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11, and Blanket, 7 – have received some good news. Popular: 13 hours 44 minutes ago source:… Read more

Amy Adams Bikini Pictures

After seeing Amy Adams topless in Sunshine Cleaning, and knowing just how amazing she can look, I have to say that I’m somewhat disappointed by these Amy Adams bikini pictures. She’s still hot, don’t get me wrong, and… Read more