Archive for May, 2009

Why Is Eminem Fighting It?

This is the only reason why the gods allowed the MTV Movie Awards to exist! Because if it didn’t, Bruno would have never fallen from the gay heaven and landed face first into Eminem’s lap. This is what they call “love at first sight.” Bruno and… Read more

LEAVE SUSAN BOYLE ALOOOOONE!!!1!!!!!1!!!

The other day I made a joke that Susan Boyle was the second coming of Brit Brit…. Well, it might sort of be coming true, because the cat lady has cracked a bit. Daddy Spears, please get on the next Cheeto jet to London. The Sun is saying that… Read more

Dreambaby

Jennifer Hudson will have to start getting her friends to sign a damn confidentiality agreement, because one of them has spilled the fetus juice to the Chicago Times. One of JHud’s close friends, Felicia Fields, said that she had a baby shower over… Read more

the 2009 MTV movie awards!

UPDATE! i’ve added in some of the pictures i snapped today – enjoy – i’m so tired right now! hey y’all! in a little while i’m heading over to universal studios for the 2009 MTV movie awards – first i’ll be covering red carpet arrivals (hopefully… Read more

Chicken Cutlets & Quween Call A Truce

There was a time when international supermodel Phoebe Price would’ve shot Quween on the Scene on the spot, but those days are behind us. Yesterday on the streets of Beverly Hills, PP and Quween signed a peace treaty. World peace is possible! Put… Read more

This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On

Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn’t make the trip, because…well….he really fucking hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It… Read more

Ginge Showers

dsajfdlaksfjasjkfdja;fsdkjldfjkldafskjladfsl;ajlkadfsjkladklj8ds8asf8 I really, really am having a hard time concentrating right now. Immediately after my eyeballs gazed upon this picture of utter hotness, my b-lips took over, slapped my hand off… Read more

A New Baby Friend For Kimora & Djimon

Picture a tiny human chilling out in a hospital somewhere with cashmere diapers over his nalgas and a canary diamond-covered beanie on his head. He really exists, because Kimuumuu gave birth to him yesterday morning in Los Angeles. This is the first… Read more

CONFIRMED: Octomom Gets Her Own TV Show!

It’s been confirmed: Octomom Nadya Suleman inks a deal for her own reality show! Forget what she said about exploiting her babies – those 14 precious children are mama’s paycheck! Popular: 1 days 4 hours 21 minutes ago source: (www.babble.com)… Read more

Twilight: New Moon trailer: Watch it now!

The trailer for “New Moon,” the next installment in the ”Twilight” series, premiered on Sunday nightÂ’s live telecast of the MTV Movie Awards. The trailer, at 1 minute and 48 seconds,… Read more

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: See “TWILIGHT: NEW MOON” Cast Red Carpet Photo’s

UPDATE: Robert Pattinson & Cam Gigandet are accepting an award for ‘Best FightÂ’. The crowd is literally going BANANAS over Rob. This is mayhem. Popular: 22 hours 49 minutes ago source: (famespy.com)… Read more

Taylor Lautner: Shirtless Pictures from New Moon Trailer

Taylor Lautner may only be 17-years-old, but he has the body of a masculine hunk. Lautner, who plays Jacob Black in Twilight: New Moon, bulked up for the second installment of the hit movie series as his charachter starts to make a physical… Read more

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

The mother and daughter from the forever classic “Not-So-Fresh-Feeling” Massengill commercial! According to Wasting Time, the daughter with the eternal question was played by Cara Buono. The identity of the mother is not known and I don’t think… Read more

Is Nadya Suleman 008? Reality Show is Confirmed

Nadya Suleman will be getting her own TV show. That’s right, the Octomom is officially coming to reality… Read more

Birthday Sluts

Colin Farrell (33) Matt Cavenaugh (31) Eric Christian Olsen (32) Sandrine Bonnaire (42) Phil Keoghan (42) Brooke Shields (44) Corey Hart (47) Lea Thompson (48) Chris Elliott (49) Tom Berenger (60) Sharon Gless (66) Joe Namath (66) Clint Eastwood… Read more

Evan Rachel Wood is cute

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Nadya Suleman 008? Reality Show is Confirmed

Nadya Suleman will be getting her own TV show. That’s right, the Octomom is officially coming to reality… Read more

New TV Show: Jon & Kate Plus Divorce

TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 reality show, featuring Jon and Kate Gosselin and their eight children, is very popular.  But with the future of Jon and Kate’s marriage hanging in the balance, it’s unclear if their show will or should… Read more

Melissa Joan Hart’s Bikini Bod Part 2!

Melissa Joan Hart is looking fit and sexy on the cover of PEOPLE! Regaining her figure was a lot of hard work and her new bikini bod didn’t happen over night. The 33-year-old actress and mom of two, recalls her “horrifying” moment in 2005, when she… Read more

Picture: Nadya Suleman Reality Show is Confirmed

Nadya Suleman will be getting her own TV show. That’s right, the Octomom is officially coming to reality… Read more

The Nadya Suleman Reality Show is Confirmed

Nadya Suleman will be getting her own TV show. That’s right, the Octomom is officially coming to reality… Read more

Shauna Sand Shows Her Ass In Bikini

There you go… Meet Shauna SandÂ’s sexy little ass.If you like skinny bonny asses with huge fake boobs and fake lips youÂ’ll enjoy these bikini pictures more than I do. Enjoy! Popular: 1 days 10 hours 55 minutes ago… Read more

bat for lashes – pearl’s dream – video

hey hey! oh my word – i’m super tired – today i was supposed to take my pal lisa down to san diego for the day but on our way there we spontaneously decided to just skip SD and go straight to disneyland – which turned out to be a lot less driving -… Read more

Photo: Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Bod and Desmond Hatchett 21 Children

Two smoking hot cover photos have hit the web. A slim Melissa Joan Hart in a bikini for PEOPLE and Lady Gaga naked, covered only by bubbles, on the cover of Rolling… Read more

‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ Gosselins Under Investigation? Labor Laws

Well Jon and Kate Gosselin just can’t seem to escape the media these days – and this time, it’s not over their flailing… Read more