This is the only reason why the gods allowed the MTV Movie Awards to exist! Because if it didn’t, Bruno would have never fallen from the gay heaven and landed face first into Eminem’s lap. This is what they call “love at first sight.” Bruno and… Read more

The other day I made a joke that Susan Boyle was the second coming of Brit Brit…. Well, it might sort of be coming true, because the cat lady has cracked a bit. Daddy Spears, please get on the next Cheeto jet to London. The Sun is saying that… Read more

Jennifer Hudson will have to start getting her friends to sign a damn confidentiality agreement, because one of them has spilled the fetus juice to the Chicago Times. One of JHud’s close friends, Felicia Fields, said that she had a baby shower over… Read more

UPDATE! i’ve added in some of the pictures i snapped today – enjoy – i’m so tired right now! hey y’all! in a little while i’m heading over to universal studios for the 2009 MTV movie awards – first i’ll be covering red carpet arrivals (hopefully… Read more

There was a time when international supermodel Phoebe Price would’ve shot Quween on the Scene on the spot, but those days are behind us. Yesterday on the streets of Beverly Hills, PP and Quween signed a peace treaty. World peace is possible! Put… Read more

Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn’t make the trip, because…well….he really fucking hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It… Read more

dsajfdlaksfjasjkfdja;fsdkjldfjkldafskjladfsl;ajlkadfsjkladklj8ds8asf8 I really, really am having a hard time concentrating right now. Immediately after my eyeballs gazed upon this picture of utter hotness, my b-lips took over, slapped my hand off… Read more

Picture a tiny human chilling out in a hospital somewhere with cashmere diapers over his nalgas and a canary diamond-covered beanie on his head. He really exists, because Kimuumuu gave birth to him yesterday morning in Los Angeles. This is the first… Read more

It’s been confirmed: Octomom Nadya Suleman inks a deal for her own reality show! Forget what she said about exploiting her babies – those 14 precious children are mama’s paycheck! Popular: 1 days 4 hours 21 minutes ago source: (www.babble.com)… Read more

The trailer for “New Moon,” the next installment in the ”Twilight” series, premiered on Sunday nightÂ’s live telecast of the MTV Movie Awards. The trailer, at 1 minute and 48 seconds,… Read more