Archive for April, 2009

Congressman Alcee Hastings of Florida got dirtay dirtay by reading a long ass list of some nasty fetish shit written by the author of a proposed amendment on a hate crime bill . That list sounds like a regular Thursday night for me. No, I wish…. Read more

Fantasia’s toad hooves look like they have never failed her! Those things look like they have done it all! They’ve wrestled a hog, planted a thousand pine trees, laid a dozen T-Rez eggs, carried Pocahontas across the Potomac River, built the… Read more

» miss california carrie prejean now wants to ‘protect’ marriage (ugh) i don’t like you in that way » kirstie alley admitted to gaining back all of the weight she lost! in case you didn’t know » check out ricky martin as marlon… Read more

When you strut down the ho stroll in your sexiest spandex biker shorts, do the other whores yell at you, “Bitch, your pussy is hongray”? Does this make you feel sad in the pants, because you don’t want everyone to see your damn uterus from the… Read more

This former A list always movie actress still considers herself A list even though in reality she is about D. She does have A list name recognition and was the star of one of the most famous movies of all time. Not highest grossing, just one of the… Read more

Guess that glittery ass? Hint: It’s not Gay Al Reynolds – Hollywood Tuna Marisa Miller is obviously allergic to real clothes – Egotastic! Blair Waldorf’s new hair color makes her look a little Lohan-ey – Just Jared Kim Kardashian’s untouched bikini… Read more

Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Ali, have been in Hawaii for a week, in their bikinis, and still neither of them has a tan, but at least they keep trying. Or are they just trying to get attention… Read more

Behold the mighty Shadow Hare! Shadow Hare and his Allegiance of Moobies Heroes patrol the streets of Cincinnati to protect citizens against the villains that are lurking around every corner. Okay, basically Shadow Hare and his friends just dress… Read more

Jennifer Garner needs a Band-Aid. Or seven. (Socialite Life) Diora Baird is so frickin’ hot! (CollegeHumor) Kelly McGillis reveals she is a lesbian. (DListed) Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas go for a ride. (Pink is the New Blog) Just… Read more

Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is… Read more

It’s time to put on your aluminum foil hats and discuss American Idol conspiracy theories! Last night, I was sort-of, kind-of, maybe drunked up while watching this mess, so it was a total blur. By the by, this is the way it was meant to be watched…. Read more

Hey hey! It’s Bar Refaeli in a bikini. A little black bikini, in fact. Which supposedly is what marketing geniuses at Hurley are calling there new black bikini. I suppose that’s a fitting name, but I don’t think… Read more

My suspicions were right! St. Angie mistook that sumo wrestler Brad’s filming a commercial with for an orphan baby with a serious thyroid problem. St. Angie must have quickly snatched him up before Vadge got her claws on him. Brad didn’t feel like… Read more

Jon Gosselin, father on Jon & Kate Plus 8 reality TLC TV show, is once again the subject of cheating rumors.  He was seen leaving Legends Lounge at 2 a.m. with a mystery woman (wife Kate is away on her book tour) and now admits being… Read more

Your gay prison fantasies starring Jack Tweed and Boy George have come true! Jack, who is Jade Goody’s widower, is currently serving time at the same chokey Boy George is resting his mega nalgas in for beating that prosty. The two have come face to… Read more

With his posthumous award wins for Best Supporting Actor itÂ’s almost too easy to view “The Dark Knight” as Heath LedgerÂ’s last film, despite the fact he was half-way through another when he passed away on… Read more

† FROM DJ PAUL V.I have to admit, I had a great laugh when that supposed audio tape surfaced of Beyoncé butchering her song on The Today Show. Hoax or not, it was devilish to revel in the whole thing. One thing Beyoncé is definitely good… Read more

I can confirm that she has filed for divorce,” a spokesperson for Kelis said. “We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time.” On Thursday afternoon, attorney Laura Wasser (who has also… Read more

The other day, OctoCrazy and her gang of BABIES were visited by Social Services. They brought a basket of muffins and just wanted to introduce themselves, because they will be working a lot together in the future. Bitch is practically going to be… Read more

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Being Paula Abdul’s friend would be like the best thing ever! Not only do you get Xanax in your Cheerios when you have breakfast at her house, but she’d be so much fun to play pranks on. If you told her that she is the real Craigslist killer, she’d… Read more

Check out these pictures of singer, song writer and female movie star from the UK named Charlotte Church. I’ll admit that I never heard of Charlotte Church until these topless bikini photos of her appeared on the web. It turns out that… Read more

Check out these new topless pictures of Michelle Marsh wearing only dominatrix-like boots for a recent photoshoot. Popular: 23 hours 2 minutes ago source: (www.celebritybeta.com)… Read more

You’ve seen bits of it from the trailer, but here, finally, is Amber Heard’s nude scene video in its entirety from her new movie The Informers. Popular: 1 days 3 hours 13 minutes ago source: (egotastic.com)… Read more

Britney Spears has denied she is pregnant with her third child after a DJ made the announcement live on air. Ryan Seacrest, who also hosts American Idol, revealed that he had been told by a ‘reliable sourceÂ’ that the… Read more