Archive for March, 2009

stevie nicks – makin’ 60 look damn good!

good evening! can you believe legendary rock & roll gypsy stevie nicks is going to turn 61 on may 26th? she looks totally fabulous – thankfully she doesn’t look all cut up & stretched out! (she just did an interview this week with people… Read more

It Must Be True Love

First of all, Mickey Rourke must be washing his face in the ice-cold blended soft bones of fetuses every night, because his mug doesn’t look like a Michael Myers mask that was left out in the sun too long. Mickey’s actually looking good (insert… Read more

DWTS: The End Of The Woz?

I fear that the true star of Wobbling with The Woz will be thrown over his Segway and sent back to the land where you don’t have to take more than two steps and you can eat Twinkies all day. No, not my apartment, The Woz’s house! Last night, he… Read more

pop nosh: paris hilton gets shady

» paris hilton claims she was very involved in producing her new sunglass line celebwarship » yikes! is britney spears trying to get herself pregnant with adnan ghalib’s baby? celebslam » yet another sex scandal has erupted at… Read more

BITCH.

Look at this mean ass bitch Lily Allen taunting me while waiting for her order of heaven between two buns inside of God’s favorite restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA. Her cunty smile is saying, “I’m here and you’re not.” Choke on it, bitch. CHOKE ON… Read more

How Dreadful

Lisa “I’m a Business Woman” Wu, from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, had a little dinner party on Friday night and invited her fellow cast members along with the always precious Dwight (aka NeNe’s best homegirl). This is what Dwight… Read more

Rihanna, Chris Brown Set For Oprah Winfrew Show? Chris To Apologize?

Rihanna has reportedly demanded her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown publicly apologises for allegedly attacking her in February (09) on an upcoming Oprah… Read more

Roger Daltrey On The Hunt For New ‘Younger’ Charity Successor

Campaigning rocker Roger Daltrey is hunting for a musician to take over his role as organiser of the Teenage Cancer Trust Charity… Read more

Hot Midday Recap: ShamWow Hooker Beatdown

‘Cause if you didn’t hear about the ShamWow guy beating up a hooker, now you know Check out a banned from… Read more

Afternoon Crumbs

Lady CaCa sounding like a whispering coked-up baby Bjork who loves itself way too much – ONTD Heidi. Klum. Naked. Again. Again. And. Again. – Egotastic! Mimi and her man toy making the sea creatures dry heave in Barbados – Lainey Gossip Brooke… Read more

Faux Punk Uber-Drunk In Public

Here’s the authentic queen of punk rock Mrs. Avril Lavigne, wandering in a drunken stupor Monday night after barging… Read more

Drunks Are Smart!

Building a motorized bar stool (with a wheelie bar!!) seems like a genius idea. You just get on, go to the bar, drive inside, booze your troubles away and then head on home. Your lazy ass doesn’t even need to move off the seat! That’s what… Read more

Ugly Betty Actress Ana Ortiz To Have Star Studded Baby Bash

Actress Ana Ortiz’s baby shower will be a star-studded affair – her Ugly Betty co-stars Vanessa Williams and America Ferrera are throwing the bash for… Read more

Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan Hunts For New Drummer, Jimmy Chambelin Quits

Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan isn’t wasting any time replacing drummer Jimmy Chamberlin – he’s staging auditions for a new bandmate on 10 April (09) in Los… Read more

Outkast’s Andre 3000 Arrested For Speeding

Outkast star Andre Benjamin has been arrested in his native Georgia for… Read more

Toni Braxton Impersonator Trina Johnson-Finn Jailed In Suriname

A Toni Braxton impersonator has been arrested in Suriname and charged with fraud after she turned out not to be the real thing, booked for a birthday… Read more

Fatboy Slim comes home recovered after his alcohol addiction

After a month of rehab, Norman Cook, known as Fatboy Slim has finally returned home. He looks now in a much better shape and it seems that he has gain his battle against alcohol. Married with the ex- Radio 1 presenter, Zoe Ball,… Read more

Heidi Klum Got Naked for Russell James

These Heidi Klum nude pictures aren’t exactly new, but they are featured in the new book from photographer Russell James, and as such, I deem them newsworthy (yes, I have the authority to do that). Thinly veiled excuse… Read more

Rihanna avoids helping prosecutors in Chris BrownÂ’s case?!

After she was bitten by her boyfriend, Rihanna seems to not be very cooperated with prosecutors in the case in which Chris Brown is charged with violence behavior. Some sources claim that the reason is the fact that Rihanna … Popular: 21 hours 43… Read more

The most precious gift for Alyson HanniganÂ’ s anniversary: her daughter

The cute 35 years old actress Alyson Hannigan become mother last week. She and her husband, Alexis Denisof (42 years old) have a baby daughter Satyana Denisof. Alyson was even more excited because it happened to give birth to the little girl on her… Read more

Open Post: Hosted By Giant Cheetos

I really hope this isn’t some cruel April Fool’s joke, because Brit Brit will never be the same if it is. The pink wig will come out again! Please, Chester, don’t do this to her!!! But if it isn’t, Brit Brit has finally found the thing she needs to… Read more

Willow Baby

Alyson Hannigan popped out a baby girl. (Socialite Life) Angelina Jolie wants an Indian kid next. Dot, not feathers. (DListed) Looks like Lily Allen is addicted to Coke. (Pink is the New Blog) Is Britney Spears boffing her dancer?… Read more

The Daily Fail: Drunk Hillbilly Crashes Motorized Bar Stool, Gets DUI

Meet the intelligent citizens of Newark, Ohio…and latest nomination for high scholar, Mr. Kile Wygle. While zooming… Read more

Shocking: Lezzie Sex At An All-Girls School

Remember when Oprah’s all-vagina school in Africa had some kind of sex scandal? Well, in case Oprah used her powers of telekinesis to zap that memory out of your head, let me refresh your glass. A few months after the school opened, the matron was… Read more

guess who’s the #1 b*tch

good morning y’all! take a good look at the picture below and see if you can guess who thinks they’re the #1 bitch! here’s a small hint – the blue ribbon should actually read ‘#1 annoying bitch’!find out who it is after the… Read more