Archive for July, 2008

Beat that bitch! Jessica Simpson claims she was abused sometime in the past after describing a song written for her… Read more

Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is playing hardball against his wife in their divorce case, saying he wants their prenuptial agreement enforced and charges that he cheated on her removed from the record. In court papers obtained exclusively by… Read more

My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from “Top Chef 2″ got engaged to some skank who doesn’t understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from my friends Bartles &… Read more

Tommy Girl has no reason to smile. The dumb bitch has just been named in a $250 million lawsuit against Scientology. The lawsuit was filed by an ex-Scientologist that goes by the name of Peter Letterese. Peter filed using the RICO statue. You know… Read more

This pop starlet wearing a fantastic see-through top is apparently pierced as well, but you’re gonna’ have to take… Read more

† tom cruise has been named in a $250 million dollar lawsuit against scientology! l.a. rag mag † sarah jessica parker and matthew broderick are still trying to make it work… popsugar † the ‘sex & the city’ sequel is… Read more

Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bitches texted the paps. I would say call, but who does that anymore? Last week, Star Magazine claimed… Read more

Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby ass and causing him emotional distress. Mini’s lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door with her teeth, pushed away… Read more

Isabel Lucas may be up to no good after meeting secretly with her sexy ex-boyfriend…and then recently being caught in Shia LaBeouf’s totaled passenger’s… Read more

This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B’s “Because I Love You.” The 90s were a trying… Read more

I thank the Chicken Cutlet gods every day for not giving us YouTube when I was a kid. This would be me. The FresnoBeehive posted this video of 11-year-old Dannyhott, a YouTuber with a small following, singing Mimi’s “Touch My Body.” He probably… Read more

This past May, Cruella de Stone said the earthquake in China was “karma” for what’s going on in Tibet. Well, 1,000 Chinese victims and a Manhattan lawyer served her with legal papers announcing their plans to sue her ass for $1 billion. $1… Read more

Princess Chunk is the 44-pound pussy I wrote about yesterday who was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ like a fat day-shift hooker looking for a drumstick. This fat pussy had me tossing and turning last night. I was afraid she was going to… Read more

Good old Judge Judy was doing what she does best – judge – when the Chino Hill L.A. earthquake struck yesterday… Read more

The YouTube horoscopist Heather, a.k.a. CosmosGal, was filming her daily reading when yesterday’s California earthquake… Read more

….And I love her for that. Yesterday in Los Angeles, SamRo and her woman were walking around doing lesbionic shit together. SamRo wore this filthy t-shirt featuring dicks in chains and dudes touching each other all rough-like. Yes, that’s what I… Read more

Rihanna is in New York City, and she’s wearing a see-through shirt. And you know what that means: We can see Rihanna’s nipples! And now we know that Rihanna has a nipple ring. I bet you didn’t expect… Read more

good morning boys & girls! so i’ll be the first person to admit that i’m totally sick of leona lewis and her mega smash hit single ‘bleeding love’ – which is going to make my ears bleed if i hear it played on the radio one more time – however… Read more

The ‘Piece of Me’ singer – who filmed ‘Britney and Kevin: Chaotic’ with her ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2005 – has reportedly ordered her entourage to carry professional video cameras with them at all times to capture her antics on… Read more

The ‘Brothers and Sisters’ star – who has four children with wife Rosetta – is said to be desperate to repair the damage to his relationship caused by reports he had an affair with actress Sienna… Read more

The Motley Crue rocker – who recently claimed he had rekindled his relationship with ex-wife Pamela Anderson, with who he has two sons – insists he has no reason to stop his… Read more

The couple – who have been dating for three months – are said to be keen to test the strength of their relationship, and think John moving into Jennifer’s house is the perfect first… Read more

She says she’s a lazy pregnant chick who basically sits around and eats – but judging from her photos, she could be lying.  X-Files: I Want To Believe star, Gillian Anderson was looking hot as she posed outside and signed autographs,… Read more

We’re not gonna take it! Xtina channels Dee Snider for some fucked up photo shoot – Just Jared RiRi, I see your nipples! – Hollywood Tuna Jenny Aniston, I see your nipples too! – Lainey Gossip Mischa Barton’s lil’ chichi is falling out – Egotastic!… Read more

In order for this cover to work, Elle needed to put even more text over Jessica’s face and body. Actually, they should have just left Jessica out and covered the whole thing in words. This is some major fuckery right here! Jessica’s waist hasn’t… Read more