Archive for June, 2008

The image of Michael Lohan blowing his lumpy man chowder into a plastic cup is not what I needed today. Barf. You know that shit is like Campbell’s chunky New England clam chowder. Double barf. Anygross, Michael told E! News that he gave a DNA… Read more

Becks is seriously too hot to have a voice that sounds like Gay Al screeching while getting his mini-donut tickled. You know the joke that if you kick a dude in his nuts, his voice gets like Minnie Mouse on helium? Do you think the opposite will… Read more

Last night in Los Angeles, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army made its worldwide premiere, attracting the hot chicks from their… Read more

I must have been naive in thinking that I would never hear the name “Kristy Likes Cocks” ever again. It’s true that sometimes she haunts my nightmares, but I usually just wake up in a greasy sweat and take a Simply Sleep. Unfortunately, all the… Read more

† what’s up with my dear (but wacky) courtney love being pushed in a shopping cart?!? celebslam † the always crazy, sexy, & cool juliette lewis celebrated her 35th birthday! webster’s is my bitch † pamela anderson said… Read more

Nicole Kidman is due to pop out her pillow baby sometime soon and she’s created the perfect soundtrack for when she goes into labor. Only Nicky Kidman would do this kind of shit. A source said, “Nicole has been putting together CDs of music to… Read more

First of all, this is a spoiler for last night’s HGTV’s Design Star. I’m not sure who might be spoiled since I’m the only dumb bitch who watches this low-rent poopie. Last night, busted-gay-faced Michael was sent packing and the news had him… Read more

Sienna Miller’s got a lightning fast vagina. It wastes no time in finding another peen to keep it warm. It seemed like it was only minutes ago that Sienna dumped that Rhys Ifans dude and she’s already linked to another dude. And that other dude is… Read more

A bunch of whores in Madrid put on a fashion show on the streets to show shop owners and the public that they aren’t a threat to the community. Friendly whores! And when I say “whores,” I mean actual whores. You know, bitches who get paid to suck… Read more

Ugh. I wish I could unsee these Britney Spears upskirt pictures, but sadly I cannot. So I’m inflicting them upon you instead. Hey, if I can’t be happy, nobody can. Anyway, here’s Britney on another night out, and… Read more

The incredibly true adventure of two cokey gayelles in love – Popsugar Holly Madison, why you so classy? – Hollywood Tuna Orlando Bloom’s ho is topless in the middle of winter – Egotastic! Princess RiRi wearing something from OshKosh B’Gosh -… Read more

Did Anne Hathaway rat out her ex to the Feds? (Socialite Life) I wish Jessica Alba’s ass still looked this good. (CollegeHumor) Sharon Stone is the ultimate Cougar. (DListed) Courtney Love mistakes shopping cart for wheelchair. (Pink is the… Read more

Audrina Patridge takes to the pages, and cover of TV Guide this week, and as you might expect, she looks pretty awesome. These Audrina Patridge bikini pictures actually make “The Guide” look more like an issue of Maxim,… Read more

It looks like Brit Brit’s kitty grew a furry coat. Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty’s next door neighbor: NALGAS. Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise. At least she’s wearing panties,… Read more

Heidi Montag, the plastic pony from “The Hills,” told UsWeekly that she’s planning to record a Christian album. The “non-denominational Baptist” said, “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy… Read more

good morning! does anybody else miss destiny’s child as much as i do?!? i do love beyonce as a solo act – and kelly rowland tossed out a few decent solo tracks but nothing beats them being together – yet in the meantime i’m actually really excited… Read more

JustUsBoys posted this newish picture of Prince Hot Ginge looking like a sexy, dirty mess. Who cares if his hair looks like it could be used to clean the hell out of my bathroom tile grout. And who cares if his bush probably looks and feels like a… Read more

The kind people at Nuts Magazine have released a megaton more Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless pictures. Nuts is of course the best magazine you’ll never read because its over seas. Naturally, we just couldn’t resist sharing these Breastacular… Read more

On second thought, Shauna Sand is more than a cougar. She’s like a rare white tiger in exquisite lucite heels. Even Dimitri the Lover would take one look at Shauna and say, “This elegant creature is much too elegant for me.” Dimitri the Lover would… Read more

Let’s say you are setting out to make the prettiest girl possible that everyone would just stare at. I would base that mold on Kristin Cavallari. Here she is at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Miami Beach. She is just perfect looking and has an… Read more

Sharon Stone better have carded that bitch before doing fuckey fuckey times with him. The last thing she needs is Chris Hansen bursting in on her while she’s pounding her cougar coochie into that child’s face. Wait….maybe Cruella de Stone isn’t… Read more

And a shot of her butt of course… Read more

Beckham is also in talks with Pepsi to promote their own brand of bottled water. A source reveals, “David is keen to go down the healthy route to keep in with his sporty image. He has an idea for creating a range… Read more

Who wants some Booty Sweat? Pff! Been there, drank that – I’m Not Obsessed Will Smith’s new school for budding aliens – A Socialite’s Life Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova used to be married – Celebitchy David Beckham knows how to write – Holy… Read more

Since she can neither sing nor act that’s the best thing about her ;) Earn easy money online… Read more