Archive for April, 2008

oprah to rachael ray: you make me sick!

good evening! if you live for drama then this week’s national enquirer is right up your alley – drama & scandal is splashed all over the cover – i don’t know what to start off with so first we’ll go front & center with oprah winfrey dissing… Read more

Which One Of These Idol Hos Went Home Tonight?

They should have eliminated all these hos and crowned Neil Diamond the winner. I swear. Anyway, find out which one of these bitches got the boot tonight after the jump. Jump!!!! read… Read more

This Is Exactly What Richie Sambora Doesn’t Need

Now that Bret Michaels has found fake love with Ambre Lake on “Rock of Love 2,” that leaves the piece of trash reality show without a star. OK! Magazine is reporting that Vh1 has approached Richie Sambora about starring in the 3rd season of the… Read more

Shocking!

Yeah, this isn’t shocking. I lied to you. Anyway……. Angelina Jolie wasn’t always a world saving, orphan adopting saint. She does have a past and The National Enquirer claims the past might come back to haunt her. A videotape from the 90s of… Read more

She Can Do Better

Mimi wore what looked like to be an engagement ring to the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of “Tennessee” this past weekend and now Access Hollywood claims Nick Cannon gave her the ring. A source confirmed to them that 27-year-old Nick popped the… Read more

David Blaine Can Hold His Breath For A Long Time

David Blaine’s psychotic ass beat the world’s record for breath holding on Oprah today. He was down for 17 minutes. The previous record was set by some bitch in Switzerland for 16 minutes 32 seconds. Towards the end, David’s heartbeat started to… Read more

pop nosh: ryan gosling loves chicks

→ cutie ryan gosling totally cares about chicks…like real ones that go chirp chirp! the peta files → jennifer aniston and john mayer really did have a sexy weekend together! popsugar → somehow rumer ‘trys to hard’ willis landed… Read more

Jennifer Hawkins Lingerie Photos

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Keeley Hazell Topless

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Mario, Stop Lying!

So Phoebe Price is the woman behind the possible break-up of Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff Ice! I knew it! No man can resist the charms of her chicken cutlets! Mario was photographed leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles with PP. Here are the… Read more

Bai Ling Photo Shoot (Yes There Is Nip)

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Mandy Moore’s Ass

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Amy Smart Topless

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Lesbians Want Their Name Back!

This post has nothing to do with Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente, but they are my favorite lesbians and that’s what this story is about. Three residents of the Greek island of Lesbos are suing the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece for over… Read more

It’s Coming For Us!

Save the children! A rabid marmoset has escaped for her cage and is out for blood! No…it’s that little Kewpie doll, Christina Ricci, leaving her hotel in London last night. That’s sort of what my face looks like after too many beers and bong… Read more

Valtrex Has A New Theme Song

Wonky McValtrex’s love has inspired Benji Madden to write her a song. You know GlaxoSmithKline wants to buy that shit. Wonky talked about this nauseating tune to People, “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really… Read more

R.I.P. Father Of LSD

First of all, at least ten zillion people sent me this which makes me feel like a real crackhead. For the broken record, I have never taken LS….ok….even I can’t finish that sentence. Albert Hofman, the swiss chemist who discovered LSD passed… Read more

Afternoon Crumbs

An Olsen troll is smiling! She must be up to something evil – Popsugar The new trailer for “The Dark Knight” – IDLYITW Former child star, Brie Larson, is one step closer to porn (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs -… Read more

Scientology Boot Camp Sounds Fun

Think about it. Scientology boot camp is probably filled with a bunch of suppressed homos that are just aching to get their jaws around any cock and ass. Throw in a few dozen bottles of barley water and you’ve got yourself a party right there. Eff… Read more

Amy Smart Topless, Rocking the Nipple Tape, Yo

Amy Smart is currently filming Crank 2, and from the looks of it, this movie is going to be better than Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull put together…. Read more

Amy Smart Topless, Rocking the Nipple Tape, Yo

Amy Smart is currently filming Crank 2, and from the looks of it, this movie is going to be better than Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull put together…. Read more

Clean?

This must be Gargamel from “The Smurfs” in a crackhive, because I refuse to believe that Wino stood in a hot shower long enough to wipe all the grime and dirt off. She actually looks sort of good? I mean, even her crack smoke stained ballet slippers… Read more

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer’s Poolside Bikini Cuddling

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seem to be getting quite close to each other as they have been seen having lunch holding hands and sharing some extremely hot cuddly poolside mome Popular: 12 hours 45 minutes ago source: (celebglitz.com)… Read more

Amy Smart and Black Nipple Tape

Amy Smart is currently filming Crank 2, and from the looks of it, this movie is going to be better than Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull put together. Why? Because Amy Smart is totally rocking the… Read more

Hilary Duff is Gorgeous in Black

HereÂ’s Hilary Duff at the premiere of her latest movie War Inc. looking exactly like we expect her to look like these days, and thatÂ’s super hot. She looks absolutely brilliant, and showing off some upper body skin is the icing… Read more