Archive for March, 2008

jenna jameson is a zombie stripper!

good evening! tonight i’ve got retired porn actress jenna jameson (who turns 34 next week on april 9th) starring in a new non-porn film called zombie strippers which will have a very limited theatrical engagement kicking off in april – this looks… Read more

Josh Kelly Would Like To Wait

Katherine Heigl is ready to start reproducing right now! She needs to consult her ovaries, because I’m pretty sure they don’t want any part in bringing Heigl spawn to the world. Katherine talked to the Sunday Times about when she’s going to start… Read more

Janet Jackson’s Waist Is Disappearing

Did you hear that crack? I think it’s one of Janet’s ribs breaking. Does she even have any ribs left? It looks like her nose and her waist are in a competition to see who can disappear first. My cash is on her nose. I doubt that’s a regular belt… Read more

Heidi Klum kinda naked

Heidi is fully nude, it’s merely paint that she’s wearing ;) Where’s rain when you need it?!… Read more

F1 Race Boss Max Mosely Caught In Nazi Sex Scandal

Max Mosely, president of the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA) has been caught in a sex tape scandal… Read more

pop nosh: brad & angelina – not married

→ rumors of a wedded brangelina were in fact just rumors – they didn’t get hitched a socialite’s life → oh no! what did lara flynn boyle do to herself? her lips & mouth look whack! yeeeah! → heath ledger may have fathered… Read more

pop nosh: brad & angelina – not married

→ rumors of a wedded brangelina were in fact just rumors – they didn’t get hitched a socialite’s life → oh no! what did lara flynn boyle do to herself? her lips & mouth look whack! yeeeah! → heath ledger may have fathered… Read more

Jessica Simpson Got Infected

Jessica Simpson checked into the Cedars-Sinai medical center on Friday according to InTouch, hospitalized with a kidney… Read more

Madonna Could Beat Your Ass

Eeesh. Is Madonna training for Miss Physique or something? Homegirl needs to lay off the Stemulite. Guy Ritchie probably gives her the evil side-eye when when she goes in to give him a handjob. He’s afraid she’s going to rip his dick off. Oh, silly… Read more

Kim Kardashian’s Junk Food Ass

Kim Kardashian’s New Year’s resolution was to eat better. She made this promise to herself after shoving deep fried Oreos down her throat before the countdown. She told People that she hasn’t really stuck to her diet. Kim was in Orlando on Sunday… Read more

$5 Party Slut

Tara Reid was in Miami this weekend hosting another party for $5 and free booze, by the looks of it she also got some free… Read more

Woe Is Chestica

Poor Chestica Simpson is in the hospital, because her pusssay burns when she pees. In Touch reports that Ches has a minor kidney infection and is currently receiving treatment Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. She’s been in there since Friday. A friend… Read more

This Friday!

People reports that all the New Kids on the Block members will reunite on the “Today” show this Friday. They are expected to announce their reunion plans and possibly perform. Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and… Read more

Rock Of Love 2: Gang Banging Daisy

Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of gang bang Daisy is used to. Heather once again proved why she is one of the reigning drama queens of reality TV. She got all of the other girls in the house to turn against our Dark Crystal princess and question… Read more

Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

It’s about that time and I think we might have a clear winner here. Please take a moment from changing your cell phone wallpaper to the picture of Paris falling on her wonk to vote for March’s Hot Slut of the Month! Again, I think this is going to… Read more

Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface

We’ve already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless. These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude… Read more

Afternoon Crumbs

Leatherbag Richards on weed: “I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the time.” – Hollywood Rag Two lesbians in love (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather More of George Clooney’s hot girlfriend being a slut – IDLYITW Jakey Poo is still on crutches! -… Read more

Save the Dolphin, Save the World

Hayden Panettiere saves dolphins, shows legs. (A Socialite’s Life) Some Lindsay Lohan wet t-shirt action. (CollegeHumor) Kim Kardashian’s ass gets bigger and bigger. (DListed) Madonna’s got massive man arms. (Pink is the New Blog) Victoria Beckham… Read more

Paris Hilton Falls on Her Face!

There are few moments in life as thoroughly fulfilling as watching someone you hate get what’s coming to them, and watching Paris Hilton fall on her face has got to be one of the most enjoyable things I’ve… Read more

Johnny Depp For Trojan

Trojan condoms have offered Johnny Depp $10 million to be the “face” of their company. The Daily Star reports that they want Johnny to star in TV commercials for their Magnum range. Johnny has long been an advocate of safe sex eduction, so the… Read more

Brenda Walsh Lives!

Shannen Doherty hooked up with her “Charmed” co-star, Holly Marie Combs, for dinner last night. They spent the whole night trashing Alyssa Milano and making fun of her hairy arms. Shannen is wasting her time by having dinner with Holly. The person… Read more

The Offers Keep Pouring In For Brit

Peta has reached out to Brit Brit Spears and offered her a job for one day at their offices. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Peta’s President was so impressed with Brit’s role as a receptionist on “How I Met Your Mother” that she wants her to be a… Read more

leona lewis’ bleeding love remix

good morning! if you haven’t heard about leona lewis (join her on myspace) you’re probably living under a rock! she’s the super talented young lady who won UK’s x factor back in 2006 (the british version of american idol) and has been mentored by… Read more

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

My prayers has been answered! Well, sort of…. Yesterday, I begged for video Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague. There’s still no video yet, but here’s some pictures. Hag is on the floor where she belongs! I’m sure even Benji Madden… Read more

Audrina Patridge is a Pussycat Doll

Audrina Patridge is a Pussycat Doll, or at least she was for one night. Audrina “sang” a song, “danced” around, and basically shook her a*s in fishnet stockings and a boustier to prove just how much “talent” she really has : none. Popular: 13 hours… Read more