Archive for January, 2008

Extended Stay

TMZ reports that lil’ Brit Brit Spears has been classified as “G.D.” – Greatly Disabled. GODDAMN! That’s what I first thought when I saw G.D. It really means she can’t do anything for herself. She can’t do things like get food, clothes, shelter,… Read more

Out On Her Ass!

TruTV (used to be Court TV) has shut down The Star Jones Show. The show debuted in August of last year. The network said it was a mutual decision and that Star would continue to serve as a legal expert for the network. She’s not a lawyer… Read more

Xenu Is Not Pleased

Several Scientology centers were shut down today in Southern California after they received mysterious envelopes of white powder. SARS! Envelopes were mailed to 19 addresses in Los Angeles and Orange Counties. Buildings were evacuated and some… Read more

The New Trend

Justin Chambers from Grey’s Anatomy checked himself into the psych ward at UCLA. Yes, the same joint Brit Brit’s at. TMZ reports that he checked in Monday and checked out yesterday. He probably knew Brit was coming and wanted to get out of there… Read more

Where She Belongs

Lynne Spears might have finally gotten a clue. PageSix.com reports that Lynne will take Britney back to Kentwood, LA when she’s released from UCLA. Brit’s lawyer said, UCLA Medical Center. “Lynne is extremely concerned for her daughter and would… Read more

Sarah Michelle Gellar Can’t Handle Andy Garcia’s Intensity

Sarah Michelle Gellar said that while shooting “The Air I Breathe” she had to walk off the set, because Andy Garcia was so realistically violent. In the scene Andy had to beat up Brendan Fraser and then turn on Sarah’s character. She said, “I had a… Read more

The Next Bachelorette Is….Blah

DeAnna Pappas was one of the final two chicks on The Bachelor last season. She was the frontrunner and Brad Womack was expected to propose to her. She was dumped by Brad, but so was the other girl. UsWeekly reports that DeAnna will star in The… Read more

Go Cowboys!

Jessica Simpson arrived at JFK today and was asked by photographer who she was rooting for the Superbowl. She answered, “Go Cowboys!” The Giants and the Patriots are playing. Poor thing is probably on her way to the Superbowl where she will root for… Read more

Go Cowboys!

Jessica Simpson arrived at JFK today and was asked by photographer who she was rooting for the Superbowl. She answered, “Go Cowboys!” The Giants and the Patriots are playing. Poor thing is probably on her way to the Superbowl where she will root for… Read more

pop nosh: paris & elisha sittin’ in a tree…

→ paris hilton was spotted making out with actress elisha cuthbert! cele|bitchy → is jessica simpson’s dog daisy sick of dealing with jess? dlisted → britney spears once again has entered the hospital for a mental evalution… Read more

pop nosh: paris & elisha sittin’ in a tree…

→ paris hilton was spotted making out with actress elisha cuthbert! cele|bitchy → is jessica simpson’s dog daisy sick of dealing with jess? dlisted → britney spears once again has entered the hospital for a mental evalution… Read more

Nobody Messes With Mo’Nique!

Oh fuck no! I don’t like when people mess with Mo’nique. 28-year-old Marvin Dawson was engaged to Mo’nique and claims she used to sell coke for extra money. Marvin told The National Enquirer, “Not only was she an avid marijuana user, but she also… Read more

Nobody Messes With Mo’Nique!

Oh fuck no! I don’t like when people mess with Mo’nique. 28-year-old Marvin Dawson was engaged to Mo’nique and claims she used to sell coke for extra money. Marvin told The National Enquirer, “Not only was she an avid marijuana user, but she also… Read more

Billy Bush Goes After Mary Hart!

Billy Bush of Access Hollywood has gone after Mary Hart of Entertainment Tonight. Robot Entertainment TV host war! Billy is disgusted with ET for almost airing a 2-year-old video of Heath Ledger allegedly doing cocaine. Really shocking, because none… Read more

Billy Bush Goes After Mary Hart!

Billy Bush of Access Hollywood has gone after Mary Hart of Entertainment Tonight. Robot Entertainment TV host war! Billy is disgusted with ET for almost airing a 2-year-old video of Heath Ledger allegedly doing cocaine. Really shocking, because none… Read more

Afternoon Crumbs

Katie Holmes is actually dressing her age! Tommy won’t approve – Popsugar Avril’s in a bikini again. At least it’s not a thong – Hollywood Tuna Halle Berry is getting huge – Just Jared Ellen Pompeo has sad nipples – Egotastic! Jessica Simpson sucks… Read more

“They’re Real, And They’re Spectacular!”

Gerard Depardieu was mesmerized by Sophia Loren’s gorgeous bazooms at a film festival in Spain last night. He probably was thinking how he would love to stick his demi-baguette in her gnocchi. Horny old people are so fucking… Read more

Satan Lives!

The inquest into the death of Daniel Smith is underway again in the Bahamas. Yesterday, a friend of Anna Nicole’s testified that Howard K. Stern took several pictures of Daniel’s body. G. Ben Thompson said Howard said the “pictures might be worth… Read more

Vintage PP & Shauna Sand

You probably don’t give a fuck, but let’s take this journey together anyway. We’ll eat snickerdoodles afterwards. Anyway, here’s pictures of two of the most elegant women in the world taken in March and September of last year. I am seriously going… Read more

Tube Entertainment

London commuters got a little free entertainment on the tube the other day when a group of people got out of their seats and busted out Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” They performed the routine and then sat down like nothing ever happened. A… Read more

Tube Entertainment

London commuters got a little free entertainment on the tube the other day when a group of people got out of their seats and busted out Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” They performed the routine and then sat down like nothing ever happened. A… Read more

Tube Entertainment

London commuters got a little free entertainment on the tube the other day when a group of people got out of their seats and busted out Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” They performed the routine and then sat down like nothing ever happened. A… Read more

“The Package” Is Fine

In case you were wondering, Britney Spears is comfortable in the looney bin. Homegirl needs to go to bed, because there are reports that she hasn’t slept since Saturday. She will be there for at least 72-hours. People reports that Brit was even… Read more

“The Package” Is Fine

In case you were wondering, Britney Spears is comfortable in the looney bin. Homegirl needs to go to bed, because there are reports that she hasn’t slept since Saturday. She will be there for at least 72-hours. People reports that Brit was even… Read more

“The Package” Is Fine

In case you were wondering, Britney Spears is comfortable in the looney bin. Homegirl needs to go to bed, because there are reports that she hasn’t slept since Saturday. She will be there for at least 72-hours. People reports that Brit was even… Read more