Archive for December, 2007

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Happy New Whore! I hope 2008 makes 2007 look like a day at the park. I want major celebrity mess! Brit Brit better be holding a top secret meeting with her people right now to discuss how they are going to top her shit in ’08. Up the Frapp!… Read more

  Janet Jackson is hard to trust. I want to like her, but then I think of all the shit she does to her body to look like this. You know she's has some voodoo on her shit to come out skinny. I mean how many ribs does she have left?   Here she… Read more

  I really didn't think it was possible for Heidi Montag to fug herself up even more. First, she effed up her nose. Then she fugged up her titties and now she's gone for the lips. Why doesn't Heidi just save herself all the trouble and… Read more

  I really didn't think it was possible for Heidi Montag to fug herself up even more. First, she effed up her nose. Then she fugged up her titties and now she's gone for the lips. Why doesn't Heidi just save herself all the trouble and… Read more

  I really didn't think it was possible for Heidi Montag to fug herself up even more. First, she effed up her nose. Then she fugged up her titties and now she's gone for the lips. Why doesn't Heidi just save herself all the trouble and… Read more

→ lindsay lohan is over in italy enjoying a new hot guy! celebslam → what is paris hilton doing to kevin federline in this picture?!? dlisted → who landed the ASL bitch slap awards ’07 top honor? a socialite’s life → do you… Read more

→ lindsay lohan is over in italy enjoying a new hot guy! celebslam → what is paris hilton doing to kevin federline in this picture?!? dlisted → who landed the ASL bitch slap awards ’07 top honor? a socialite’s life → do you… Read more

New York and her fiance, Tailor Made, are spending their New Year’s in Miami and bitch went crazy around the paps last night. New York went into some sort of fit and Tailor Made had to calm her down and put her ass in a cab. She needs to go back to… Read more

  Hayden Panatroll and Milo Ventimiglia are getting serious and I'm grossed out by that. People reports that Milo hung out with Hayden's family during the holiday in New York.   A source said, "He's even met her grandparents. He… Read more

  I'm sure you've heard the story by now about the 6-year-old girl from Texas and her mother, Priscilla Ceballos, who lied in an essay for a Hannah Monatana contest. The 6-year-old girl claimed her daddy died in Iraq, but she was lying. Her… Read more

  Lindsay Lohan has given the worst performance of the year by an actress in "I Know Who Killed Me" according to a poll conducted by Moviefone. 58% of 3.8 million votes voted for Lindsay. John Travolta was in 2nd place for playing a chick… Read more

  Sienna Miller reportedly got engaged to Rhys Ifans on her Birthday, but I don't see any ring. Maybe he got her a clit ring. Seriously, we should skip the engagement ring and just get rings on our genitals. I mean that's what we're… Read more

  Giorgio Armani does not look bad at all for 73. He's a gorgeous shade of terracotta. I just want to stick a ficus up his ass and set him out on my patio. It would be pretty. Oh and to answer my own question, yes I'd hit it. The dick… Read more

  Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are my favorite elderly couple. These two crazy kids are in love which forces you to do disgusting things like play with their feet. They will grow out of that.   Nicollette recently said that she wants to… Read more

  Jude Law spent his 35th Birthday in Cuba and was spooked when he saw the ghost of Frank Sinatra raiding his mini bar. A source at Cuba's Nacional de Cuba said, "Jude had no idea that Frank used to stay in the same room. You could see he… Read more

  Fergie told People Magazine that she's "thrilled" to be engaged to Josh Duhamel. She also showed off her new rock while performing at the Borgata in Atlantic City last night. She went on to say, "I feel like the luckiest girl… Read more

oh good morning to everyone on this very last day of 2007! i’ve been busy working on my favorite albums of the past year post (which i hope will be up later tonight or tomorrow) i did want to include amy winehouse and her incredible album back to… Read more

  Parasite and KFed are totally going to get married. I can smell it. She will be SPF and JJ's stepskank! Damn, that would be perfect. Anyway, Paris and KFed partied again together last night at Pure in Las Vegas. Pure SKANKS is what they… Read more

  It's Solange Knowles and that other Knowles sister underneath all that wigness. How many Barbie heads had to be scalped in order to dress the heads of these women? Thousands at least! This must stop. The senseless scalping of poor, innocent… Read more

  The Daily Mail has pictures of Lindsay Hohan slutting it up all weekend in Italy. Hohan is being honored at some janky ass film festival in Capri, but she really went to work making out with as many men as possible. She was spotted kissing 3 men… Read more

  Sting and Trudie Styler rented a yacht in Sydney and Sting spent his afternoon enjoying a lovely snack of jam and nail. Sting is a hot piece of Zen, so I'd let him suck raisins outta my ass if that's what he wanted. However, Trudie is a… Read more

This past November Constantine Mouralis performed in the underwear section of a Stein Mart in Ohio. He followed that dazzling performance with a sit down at the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin from November 4th to December 28th. No, he didn’t… Read more

  Carrot Top's twin sister, Caramelized Onion. – Starvis   Runners-up:   You think your job sucks? Try being a black bar sometime. – Sweetas   Sadly, Jeffrey never realized that "you look just like your mom" was not a compliment…. Read more