Archive for July, 2006

Vanessa Hudgens might not get as much attention as she deserves. Two of her biggest films, Spring Breakers and Sucker Punch, have her alongside multiple actresses who look pretty similar: skinny and barely-legal. These movies make it hard to really appreciate just how hot each of these individual girls is, but fortunately there are photographers [...]The pos […]

One of the things I love about Mr Skin is that in addition to all their nude celebrity content, they also do various seasonal events. They’ll do brackets during college sports seasons, holiday playlists, and a bunch just for the hell of it. For summer, they’ve decided to do Summer Shocker, which is apparently their [...]The post Mr Skin’s 69 Weirdest, Crazie […]

Remember when I said that I thought Micaela Schaefer is a nudist? Well, I stand by that belief and these recent photos only bolster my argument. Promoting a Formula 1 race or something, the German beauty wore little other than body paint over her incredible figure. Her perky fake breasts are painted for the occasion [...]The post Micaela Schaefer Nude Bodypa […]

I don’t actually watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but I can understand why some men might. With all of the TV series focusing on families or young adults, a series about a group of wine-guzzling MILFs fills a very important niche. Usually to see some hot MILFs, you have to watch some abysmal [...]The post Brandi Glanville Upskirt Nude Pussy Photo […]

I’ve had a thing for dyed redheads since I was in high school (Shirley Manson…) and the only thing better than that is a dyed redhead with big fake tits. Enter Amy Childs. She’s another of those reality TV stars who become classed as “celebrities” because they’ve been on TV. Which of course leads to [...]The post Amy Childs’ Big Fake Boobs at the Beach appea […]

You’re damn right I’m going to post about Joanna Krupa again. The sexy blonde supermodel also appears on The Real Housewives of Miami, where she shows everyone that she’s batshit crazy. Actually, I don’t know, but from what little I’ve seen of these shows, all of the women on them are batshit crazy. Joanna Krupa [...]The post Joanna Krupa Topless in Miami ap […]

Pamela Anderson holds a lot of fond memories for many perverts like us, and for good reason. She was hands-down one of the most popular women of the ’90s, propelled by the success of the ridiculous TV show Baywatch and its slow-motion running scenes. Pamela Anderson’s body was made for running in slow motion. The [...]The post Pamela Anderson’s Busty MILF Bo […]

Sometimes when you’re watching a show, you find yourself unreasonably attracted to some minor side character. Or at least I do. In this case, it was Sarah Shahi in her appearance on Alias, back when she was basically a nobody. Since then, she’s had larger roles in shows like The L Word and Fairly Legal. [...]The post Sarah Shahi Nude Scene from Bullet to the […]

I don’t think there’s such a thing as posting too many tits, but there is such a thing as not posting enough ass. If you haven’t been paying attention (not that you should), Amanda Bynes has been having some sort of meltdown, one which we have been able to see quite well from her posts [...]The post Blac Chyna’s Huge Ass is Amanda Bynes’ Inspiration appeared […]

Victoria Silvstedt is one of my favorite MILFs. Yeah, she’s not quite 40 yet and she doesn’t have children, but she gets honorary MILF status regardless. Or if that’s still too controversial, let’s just go with trophy wife. A bad actress and drop-dead sexy model, she was pretty popular in the ’90s and, more recently, [...]The post Victoria Silvstedt’s Big MI […]

There’s a new X-Men movie coming out…eventually, and Jennifer Lawrence will be returning as blue-skinned shapeshifter Mystique. Since First Class, Jennifer Lawrence has appeared in a number of films and built quite a following, so I imagine there are also even more horny dudes like us who are excited to see her as Mystique once [...]The post Jennifer Lawrenc […]

Want to see some supermodel tits? I got you covered. It would seem that Miranda Kerr had a complete wardrobe malfunction, her clothing falling down to not only give a nip slip, but to show both of her breasts pretty much completely! It’s not as if we haven’t seen Miranda Kerr topless before, but accidental [...]The post Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Go […]

Jared Leto is one of those guys you should be jealous of on sheer principle. Handsome dude, good actor, has a band, and is dating the stunning model Katharina Damm. I could make lots of puns about how she’s “Damm hot” or whatever, but I’ll just leave it at that one. I think her body [...]The post Katharina Damm Topless and in Bikini appeared first on Dirty M […]

And just like that, it’s back to big fake tits. Coco Austin has one of the most ridiculous(ly sexy) bodies of any celeb, with a very shapely hourglass figure. Her tits are always great to look at, especially like this where they’re barely covered by her trashy-hot bikini. But it’s her ass that always gets [...]The post Coco Austin’s Curvy Body in a Tiny Biki […]

I’ve been posting a lot of big fake tits lately, so how about celebrating Zoe Saldana and her small-yet-awesome boobs? I’m pretty hyped for the new Star Trek film, and seeing more of Zoe Saldana as Uhura in that sexy little Starfleet uniform. She’s out in a simple top and jeans, but she’s either braless [...]The post Zoe Saldana Nipple Pokies and Tight Jeans […]

Well, that was quick! Soon after Vivid released some teaser photos from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, the tape itself has been released. Again, sex tape is technically correct, but this is pretty much a porn film rather than two people deciding to film themselves for the hell of it. Her co-star is James Fucking Deen, [...]The post Farrah Abraham’s Anal Sex Tape […]

I brought up Farrah Abraham’s sex tape not too long ago, particularly the hilarious bit that her co-star is a rather famous porn actor, Mr. James Deen. Yeah, this isn’t some leaked sex tape of her and an old boyfriend, this is her wanting to film a goddamn porn movie at all costs. And should [...]The post Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Leaked Photos appeared first […]

It’s May, which means this is simply the first time I’ve posted Miley Cyrus this month. She has a knack for landing some hot photoshoots, and this one for V magazine is no exception. Her normally-blonde, punky hairstyle looks considerably darker in these photos, and then dyed with other colors. So if you ever wanted [...]The post Miley Cyrus Teases With Her […]