Archive for November, 2005

Resident Evil 3 is go

With Resident Evil: Apocalypse making back about three times its cost at the box office, the film’s production team was fully stoked to work together again on part three of the game-based series. Additionally, it’s thought that a part… Read more

Milla Jovovich, sex slave

Ech. Even writing about this movie freaks me out. It wouldn’t if the whole thing was nice and fictional, but Welcome to America is based on a (true) story published in the New York Times Magazine back in 2003. The movie, which will star Kevin… Read more

Newsflash: Angelina Jolie is Cambodian

Though I’d caution everyone who has adopted a Cambodian kid against expecting the gift of citizenship, that very thing has just been bestowed up Angelina Jolie. Since the passport was granted via royal decree, I’d recommend that others… Read more

Charlize Theron: When gays can get married, I’ll get married!

Charlize Theron and longtime-love Stuart Townsend have finally announced a wedding date. The couple says they will tie the knot when and if it becomes legal for gay and lesbian couples to get married in America. Theron said on the show Extra that… Read more

Huge grosses, no thanks to Rent

Based on current projections, this’ll be Hollywood’s second highest grossing Thanksgiving weekend ever, and it’s all thanks to a boy wizard and a pill-popping rockstar. Yup, last week’s champions held on to their positions,… Read more

Jessica Simpson: “Nick Beat Me!”

According to an anonymous source Chestica Simpson has signed an exclusive deal with People Magazine. In this deal, Chestica will come clean on the real reason behind her split with Nick Lachey. And the reason she claims is that Nick beat her… Read more

Michelle Trachtenberg Is Jewish

I don’t know why I found this so surprising. After all, her name is Trachtenberg. Also, it’s not like it’s a well kept secret. I guess I just wasn’t expecting to see Hebrew writing on Michelle Trachtenberg’s… Read more

Courtney Cox Bikini Pictures

If you want to catch celebrities in bikinis on the beach, you don’t have to head down to the Caribbean or the south of France anymore. It looks like Malibu, California just might be the new hot spot for… Originally from Egotastic!… Read more

Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson Split

” After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,” the couple says Originally from PEOPLE Magazine: Top Headlines on April 22, 2005,… Read more

Dirty Naked Punk Chicks

Say you’re a goth chick who wears torn dresses, scary black eye makeup, adorns her lithe, pale body with various satanic references—what’s the deal when Halloween rolls around? Are you totally psyched since your world is Halloween-365 anyway… Read more

Living Dead Girls

Halloween may be a few weeks behind us, but if your love of lovely ladies runs generally towards the vampire and other undead end of the spectrum, take a moment to check out the models at Living Dead Girls, a London agency for fetish models. Lots… Read more

Keira Knightley Nipple slip

In a stunning feat of internet sleuthing, several readers of Egotastic spotted a rare Keira Knightley nipple slip before the news was picked up by wire services this weekend, thus proving that (a) celebrity breast exposure can sometimes be more… Read more

Coffin Sex Video

As much as I’d like to believe that this clip currently making the rounds is authentic security cam footage of an attractive, thrill seeking couple doing it in a coffin, methinks the camera angle is just a little too cinematic, and that the… Read more

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Fleur Delacour Topless

As far as we’re concerned, our main reason for standing in line to see the new Harry Potter movie this weekend is to see 22 year old French stunner Clémence Poésy work her magic; after all, it’ll be several years before… Read more

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Kate Moss Gone Wild!

Ordinarily the sight of Kate Moss topless would not in itself merit one of our Celebrity NippleWatch™ posts (er, not that it’s ever stopped us before)—but given recent developments, we thought this video clip of Kate spazzing out… Read more

“Family Guy” Porn

No, we’re not about to point you to some XXX ‘toon porn starring Lois, Stewie, Brian et al.—since if you really wanted to see that sort of thing, we’re sure you’d be able to find it on your own—but we still… Read more

Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip

You’ve got to hand it to the paparazzi. They really go in for the kill. Just take this Gwen Stefani nipple slip for example. I’m sure she was just minding her own business, doing her thing on the red… Originally from… Read more

Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Wax

I believe there is an old Chinese proverb that goes “good from far, but far from good.” I mean, I think it’s Chinese. Anyway, it’s really disheartening to look at these Elisha Cuthbert pictures. Because, you see, in the… Read more

Kate Beckinsale Pictures from Underworld Evolution

Black Leather? Check. Firearms? Check. Kate Beckinsale? Check. And really, what else do you need in life? Well, finally being able to see Kate Beckinsale in Underworld Evolution would be nice, but I’ll settle for these promo pictures… Read more

THE OUEEN'S SEXY SISTER – Glasgow Daily Record

THE OUEEN'S SEXY SISTERGlasgow Daily Record, UK - Nov 23, 2005As Princess Margaret, Lucy Cohu contemplates posing nude wrapped in Cellophane and … made herself a cover girl of countless fashion and celebrity magazines and… Read more

Joss Stone Splits with Her Boyfriend

The singer and music producer Beau Dozier end their romance after two years Originally from PEOPLE Magazine: Top Headlines on November 24, 2005,… Read more

Michael Jackson Says Jews Are Leeches

Earlier this week, the TV show Good Morning America aired what it claimed to be an answering machine message in which Michael referred to Jews as "leeches".The message was supposedly recorded two years ago and has now surfaced in… Read more

Sarah Michelle Gellar Won’t Go Nude

NY Post reports that Sarah Michelle Gellar will not show her breasts and she doesn’t care how much money Hollywood offers. She has been offered roles for "major money" but turned them down because the part would require her… Read more

Adrianne Curry & Christopher Knight To Wed on Television

Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry have announced they will wed on television when the second season of My Fair Brady airs on VH 1 and camera’s will be rolling to catch every minute. In a statement, Chris said:… Read more

Sir Elton Announces Wedding Plans

Elton John and his partner of 12 years, film-maker David Furnish, have set a wedding date for December 21st, the day civil partnerships between gay couples become legal in Britain. Sources say the wedding will be small, private and… Read more