Archive for May, 2005

Hotel heiress and “The Simple Life” reality TV star Paris Hilton is reportedly engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. One taste of that sloppy paris burger (right Carl’s?) was all it took. What a boob. Visit the Hotel… Read more

You’ve seen them in Playboy. You’ve heard about their burlesque show. This honey comes hot off the Suicide Girls plate, ready to eat. Gothix posts a new hand-picked image of a hot SG babe each day. Check it out for yourself. New,… Read more

Mandy Moore is a Closet Nympho Sweet, innocent, little Mandy Moore. Yeah right. I’ll bet she likes handcuffs, whips, and anal beads. Just a guess. She is so hot, my face is melting looking at this pic. Or is my face melting because I just… Read more

Do A Nude Scene Already Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt,Your career is going downhill fast. You know it. I know it. But do not worry. I have a solution for you. Do a goddamn nude scene already you tease. How many times have we seen you get half naked… Read more

Fergie Of The Black Eyed Peas Doing the Splits I’m sure you’ve heard or seen The Black Eyed Peas by now. They did the intro for Monday Night Football last season. If you have, you know that Fergie is one hot piece of yumminess. She… Read more

Days of our Nipples She’s a C List soap opera actress who doesn’t own a bra. That is all I really know about Lisa Rinna. And that is all I need to know. She has some nice tits and doesn’t mind showing them off. She also has the… Read more

Trashiness is abundant I’ve never seen a woman lose her sex appeal as fast as Britney Spears has. Well, maybe Lindsay Lohan. I mean, I’m not going to lie. I would still hit it. But I wouldn’t wake up smiling about it in the… Read more

Teri Hatcher Upskirt Action… Oops. Oops. And oops. That’s really the only word that comes to mind when I look at this pic. Teri Hatcher really out did herself with this upskirt. The former Lois Lane has apparently decided that Superman… Read more

Are Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie Hitting The Pipe? What in the fuck has happened to these two girls? Are Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie snorting an ounce of coke a night? Is it meth? Are they anorexic? Whatever it is, I will have nightmares… Read more

Salma Hayek And Her Perfect Tits Salma Hayek is is my top 5 list of hot Hollywood women. Her tits have a firm lock on #1 as far as Hollywood tits go. They are simply perfect. She is perfect. I challenge you to find one flaw. It’s not… Read more

Anne Hathaway and Her Wacky Tits … You may remember Anne Hathaway from The Princess Diaries. If you’re even willing to admit to watching it. I’ll admit it. I saw it. It sucked. But she is hot, and I noticed it, so it somehow… Read more

Jenny McCarthy Caught Nude On The Set Of Her New Playboy Shoot Jenny McCarthy has always been my favorite playmate. Well, at least in the top five. These shots were taken by the paparazzi on the set on her newest shoot for Playboy. I’ll take… Read more

Julia Stiles Shows Some Skin Julia Stiles first caught my eye in the flick, Ten Things I Hate About You. Not a stunning beauty by any means, she just has a cuteness about her. Maybe it’s the crooked teeth. The low sexy voice. The ability to… Read more

Fran Drescher Nipple Slip Seems as though Fran Drescher has a little problem keeping her nipple in her dress. I’m not complaining. I’ve always thought that The Nanny would be pretty hot if you had a roll of duct tape to keep that awful… Read more

Jenna Von Oy and Her Ass Jenna Von Oy is one sexy girl. If you didn’t watch the tv show Blossom back in the day, you were missing out. It’s like someone stole J-Lo’s ass and surgically implanted it on a white girl. Simply… Read more

Christina Ricci Topless Christina Ricci has grown up. In a big way. This still, taken from the movie Prozac Nation, show’s just how much. She has always had a sexiness about her that I can’t describe. Maybe it’s the forehead…. Read more

Ashlee Simpson is a Lip Syncher You’ve got to feel for the Milli Vanilli of the Simpson clan. Everytime I see her, she is embarassing herself in some way. Saturday Night Live. The Orange Bowl Halftime Show. The Presidential Election. Might… Read more

Jessica Simpson is a Goddess Who really cares if she can’t spell her own first name. She oozes sex appeal. Starring in the remake of The Dukes of Hazzard, she is sure to make you melt as the legendary Daisy Duke. Waiting for the day that her… Read more

Women of Sin City Nude The blockbuster, ‘Sin City’, is full of half-naked and beautiful women. I don’t know if I like the movie so much because of that or because of the actual plot. Regardless, if you haven’t seen this gem… Read more

Jennifer Lopez Has a Nice, Big Ass This J-LO ass pic was taken on the set of her new movie. The force is strong in that booty. I predict that it will savagely take over the world in the year 2034. Be afraid. Be very afraid. By the way, you gotta… Read more

Nothing Better Than Jessica Alba Nude When I first saw her on Dark Angel, I knew Jessica Alba would be a star. But, I never knew she’d look so good naked. This girl is just amazing. To the point that I can almost deal with the fact that she… Read more

Once Upon a Time, Courtney Love Was a Stripper Long before she was famous. Long before hardcore Kurt Cobain fans blamed her for his death. Courtney Love was a white trash stripper. Trust me, I know white trash strippers. And only a white trash… Read more