I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If… Read more
I hate giving big brands that don’t give me money free publicity because they get some russian whore who fucked her way into the mainstream using gay soccer players when she shoulda just been some mail order bride for some lonely fat 60 year… Read more
Leave it to our friends at Mr. Skin to come up with some fresh news on what the future holds in terms of future celebrity skin in cinema, with some first-hand accounts from Sundance that That 70′s Show alum Laura Prepon will in fact be baring… Read more
The Crap We Missed – 1.27.12
Jan 27
“Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given,… Read more
Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her… Read more
Brandi Glanville is known as everything from Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife to the trick who called Kim Richards a meth whore on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to LeAnn Rimes’ body snatching victim, but to Gerard Butler she’s known as “WHO?!” And… Read more
There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS… Read more
People are pissed at Miley Cyrus. (HuffPo) Lindsay Lohan has competition. (FoxNews) Sophie Monk in Maxim Australia. (GossipCenter) Diane Kruger looking hot in Paris. (Celebuzz) Holy Olivia Wilde cleavage! (SocialiteLife) Kim Kardashian is working… Read more
I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define… Read more
stepNEWS of the Day
Jan 27
Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this… Read more
“Shalom,” they say. I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu… Read more
I was pretty sure I read the obituary for rollerblading in 2002, and even at that it held on for a couple years after everybody thought it was dead. The really lone exception to the death knell for roller blading is hot chicks in hardly any… Read more
It’s ball check time. And I’m not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I’m saying. May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You’re Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I’m speaking… Read more
Afternoon Crumbs
Jan 27
JoJo is back and she’s brought the Dlisted-famous Slut Dress with her! – Popoholic Nicole Kidman needs to start Botoxing her hair too – Lainey Gossip Matt Boner will play Darren Criss’ older brother on Glee and I hope this means we’re finally… Read more
Look, as much as Lady Gaga‘s willingness to bring her stage act into the real world annoys me, I will give her credit for working the creative angle. That being said, I can see how being subjected to lobster hats and fried egg dresses might… Read more
Check out the full story of Demi’s 911 call and reports on exactly what she was smoking on… Read more
I honestly can’t keep track of all the Argentinean hottie celebrity love triangles and boyfriend stealing and caught-sleeping with scandals. It’s like a veritable den of iniquity (and or Hollywood lifestyle) among the big soccer stars and the… Read more
If you heard about Demi Moore doing whip-its and went, “Ha! Are we going to find out she was doing salvia next?” We’re finding out she was probably doing salvia next. People reports: Demi Moore was having convulsions and… Read more
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Zahia Dehar, Our Favorite Former Teen Call-Girl, Launches New Lingerie Line at Paris Fashion Week
Jan 27
She’s actually the designer, not the model, but we just had to check out Zahia Dehar, the scandalous French teen recently caught up in the underage call-girls for soccer stars ring in France, now turned junior fashion designer, starting with… Read more
