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Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Butts, Dogs and… Tech-Savvy Weathermen

This week’s Xbox One reveal can’t have escaped the attention of the gaming-inclined amongst us. Sadly, though, the media furor that ensued didn’t answer the most important question of all: Say, what does that dumbass weatherman from Channel… Read more

Amanda Bynes Released On Own Recognizance

When Amanda Bynes Skillrex’d her hair, some people said that at least it’s a good thing she didn’t go full Britney. Well, she kind of did… TMZ got a hold of the mug shot that Amanda Bynes took last night after getting arrested for throwing a bong… Read more

Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Alessandra Ambrosio Highlight the Hotties at the Cannes amfAR Gala

You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I’m a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a… Read more

Kristen Stewart Is Handling The Break Up Well

In case you somehow missed it, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up over the weekend because Twilight‘s over now (Or she’s banging Rupert Sanders again. Choose your own adventure.), so here she is walking into a parking garage… Read more

Nicole Neal Topless Supergirl for Woman of Steel Sensations

Any followers of our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic know hottie Nicole Neal quite well, and hopefully pull the lever for her, so to speak. Now, check out the chesty sextastic blonde homaging the most super of superheroes, Superman himself in… Read more

Anne Hathaway Camel Toe Is Anything But (Les) Miserable

Now, this is an unexpected surprise, though not like we haven’t wished to see more of Anne Hathaway of late. An actress not shy about showing off for film roles, but rather reticent to create anything spectacle like in public. Especially since… Read more

Amanda Bynes in trouble, again

Credit CNN Adding to what’s becoming a lengthy list of run-ins with the law, New York police arrested actress Amanda Bynes on Thursday night after she allegedly tossed drug paraphernalia out the window of her 36th floor Manhattan… Read more

Brad Pitt’s Make-Up Artist Wants You To Know That He’s Very Good Friends With Jennifer Aniston

The triangle that is almost more life-sucking and soul-destroying than the Bermuda Triangle was brought back to life last week when Brad Pitt once again told Esquire that ten years ago he was nothing but a haggard puddle of greasy laziness and dirty… Read more

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

In case you couldn’t tell it’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, here’s The Week in Playmate Instagrams before your second cup of coffee to pretend you didn’t mentally check out three days ago. On that note, special thanks… Read more

Kanye’s Ducking Kim Kardashian Again

Kim Kardashian arrived in Paris this week, but according to the Daily Mail, just as soon as she got there Kanye West hopped on a plane to Milan as is his wont. Of course, it probably didn’t help that Kim showed up with cameras to film Keeping… Read more

Trying to Look Down Miley’s Shirt of the Day

Miley Cyrus is probably the single hottest thing around. I say that because it upsets so many people who think short hair, don’t care, means a bitch has a cock, set of balls and is ready to back alley fuck you outside a gay club, giving you… Read more

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

In case you didn’t know Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes are models who were abducted by the evil corporation called Limited Brands. Limited Brands had sales of 4 billion or more dollars last year, their biggest revenue producer –… Read more

Cop Gets Shot in the Face of the Day

This story happened on March 21, but the dashcam video was only released recently…. Deputy James Boyd from Montague County Sheiff’s office pulled over a black Cadillac and as he bends down to speak to the driver, he gets shot 3 times,… Read more

Valerie van der Graaf for Elle Serbia of the Day

I think this Valerie van der Graaf is a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they model for the same bikini company…but because her face has the same effect, her tits are as sloppy and her body doesn’t seem like… Read more

Miranda Kerr Stretching of the Day

Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical… Read more

Some Model Named Alexina Graham Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Alexina Graham is probably a no name model….not that any model has a name….they all kinda blend into one another all half naked for fashion and shit….but at least they are trying to break through all the clutter that is internet… Read more

Amanda Bynes Was Arrested of the Day

So the big news that no one should really pay attention to is that Amanda Bynes, attention seeker, has been arrested. They’ll be playing it off as “she’s crazy and need help”, but I think it is safe to say that this is… Read more

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

The brave bitch Dachshund who is really serious about oral hygiene (and eating steak slime) and the lion who let it slurp the gunk of his teeth. See, we can all get along! That lion could easily swallow that Dachshund whole and pull its skeleton… Read more

Movie of the Week: Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

Fast & Furious 6 (2013) – Hobbs has Dom and Brian reassemble their crew in order to take down a mastermind who commands an organization of mercenary drivers across 12 countries. Payment? Full pardons for them all. Nude: Jordana Brewster in… Read more

Good Morning, British Kate Upton, And Other News

- Paris Hilton got signed to Cash Money. Why the fuck would you do that? – Nicole Kidman wore the dress Anne Hathaway abandoned to look like Nipple Nipplestein. – This pretty much sums up the Xbox One. – The Great Bob Saget Topanga War has begun…. Read more

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night….a girl wouldn’t show me her asshole. Part of me died. Today….someone told me to wear skate shoes to work and call a co-worker a square. But I don’t have a job, and calling my wife a square would just confuse… Read more

Birthday Sluts

Maru (6) Mark Ballas (27) Prince Poppycock (35 or 36) Will Sasso (38) John C. Reilly (48) Kristin Scott Thomas (53) Roseanne Cash (58) Alfred Molina (60) Sybil Danning (61) Jim Broadbent (64) Priscilla Presley (68) Patti Labelle (69) Bob Dylan… Read more

They Finally Arrested Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes has only been walking around in public blatantly smoking weed since April 8th, so let’s give it up to the NYPD for taking just under two months to make the easiest arrest of their lives. Easy as in having probable cause, that is,… Read more

Amanda Bynes: Arrested for reckless endangerment!

Well, we knew this was bound to happen eventually … troubled actress Amanda Bynes (age 27) was arrested in NYC tonight at her apartment for reckless endangerment after she threw a bong out the window! Apparently the police were called to her… Read more

Amanda Bynes Arrested And Taken To Roosevelt to Roosevelt Hospital For A Psychiatric Evaluation

And the universe has spoken as I’m getting flashbacks to Brit Brit’s 5150 situation. NBC New York says that the police got a call tonight about a “disorderly person” (see: Amanda Bynes) going crazy at an apartment building in Midtown. When the… Read more