Perhaps I’m a bit jealous because most of my recent dinner dates have still been wearing their prison jumpsuits when I take them out to whichever discount food chain is offering the best Early Bird dinner special on that particular late… Read more
It’s been a while since we’ve seen our be-lusted little Latina diva, Selena Gomez, either with or without her teen lesbian boyfriend, and who would’ve expected her to make a sextastic return courtesy of Forbes magazine, but that is what she done… Read more
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I don’t say this lightly, but this may be my new very favorite Rhian Sugden photoshoot. The folks over at Body in Mind know female hotness very well, and they’ve managed to capture the utter sextastic of the blonde bombshell in a relatively… Read more
There’s a Ukrainian reporter whose “thing” is to kiss the cheeks of celebrities on the red carpet and I guess most celebrities are okay with it, but Will Smith was not one of those celebrities at the premiere of Men In Black 3 in… Read more
Audrina Patridge was in a bikini with her boyfriend…showing off her fake titties like they matter….but it turns out that they don’t…She’s pretty much peaked in terms of her celebrity…it is all downhill from… Read more
I kind of get the whole Hayden Panettiere craze, but not quite like some of you. The crayon drawn letters we get from some of you with your hearts on your sleeves (at least, it looks like hearts) going on and on about petite blonde minxy… Read more
Cancel the “That’s So Raven!” pride parade float sponsored by Sharpie (the trusted name in eyebrow situations), because Raven Symone has stepped far away from the closet door knob and is not coming out publicly anytime soon. Raven went on Twitter… Read more
The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive… Read more
I love Anna Faris, and I loved her in The Dictator. Unfortunately I think all her “nude” scenes are body doubles. The Dictator (2012) Release Date: 5/16/12 – The heroic story of a dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never… Read more
As you know, Terry Richardson is a famous fashion photographer who shoots pretty much everyone…and posts the behind the scenes on his site TERRYSDIARY…. Well finally he has decided to use his celebrity status and position in the… Read more
I don’t know who Anabelle is, but I know she did this very naked, spread vagina shoot for PURPLE.FR a fucking fashion magazine….making this one of the better caliber naked for fashion posts…because a spread vagina…even if… Read more
There’s no doubt Lucy Pinder is one of our very most favorite of the sextastic Britty glamour models, something very naughty librarian about her whole hot look. So when we saw her playing up her naughty girl in glasses topless thing in what… Read more
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got… Read more
Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of… Read more
When I referenced Rihanna‘s butt earlier in the Terry Richardson/Jared Leto post that should really be an indicator of how barely being able to see through a celebrity’s clothes is like goddamn manna from heaven today, I had no… Read more
Okay, let’s be honest, this is prom season, a time when you’re either about to, or not so fondly recalling, wasting a few hundred of your very hard earned dollars on the hopes of possible just seeing the hint of your date’s bare flesh puppy. Well,… Read more
Okay, we dont’ like to dote too much on the fashion fineries of the fairer sex, but among all the world-class hotness now slowly promenading down the various Cannes red carpets this week, our hottie most eligible bachelorette Eva Longoria… Read more
When bros like Photo Boy and myself hang out, it’s almost a guarantee we’ll snap black and white photos of each others ponytails, or “Bronytails,” as we like to call them if he doesn’t mind me sharing our secret… Read more
As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it…. Read more
And you can curse at the “like” button for that. One of my biggest regrets in life, besides drinking an all-green protein shake for breakfast today (BARF! NEVER AGAIN!), is not getting a job as a janitor, muralist or glory hole attendant at… Read more
